- Travis Neal: [Title Card] After watching a weird performance of skits, Vietnamese dancing kids, and a guy running around in a banana suit, we went back to our camp and went to bed.
- Dallin Bruschke: [On the old train machine] Guys, look, they left the spark plug in there!
- Jeremy Glenn: Let's start up the spark plug!
- Dallin Bruschke: If you stuck a battery to that, it might start working!
- Travis Neal: [Title cards] We walked past this one troop, who was roasting their own pig on a fire. Don't know why, don't even know how they got it, but they were roasting a FREAKING PIG.
- Dallin Earl: [At the concert] I know this song, hold on.
- Jeremy Glenn: It's Michael Jackson.
- Dallin Earl: Yeah I know.
- Jeremy Glenn: [Remembering] Billie Jean!
- Dallin Earl: Augh!
- Travis Neal: Billie Jean.
- Dallin Earl: I knew that.
- [Impersonating Michael Jackson]
- Dallin Earl: Ow!
- Travis Neal: [Watching the San Francisco Boys Chorus] Oh, now they're splitting.
- Dallin Earl: That's horrible.
- Travis Neal: What?
- Dallin Earl: Oh, now they're playing the xylophone.
- Travis Neal: They have a xylophone? Where?