Jaren Garff: Self

Quotes 

• Jaren Garff : So I said to Jeremy, "Jeremy, those Spandex legs-, those Spandex, those Spandex, that really look awesome. And he was like, 'Oh yeah, girls like Spandex that show their... LEGS!' And so that just became like a joke.

  Dallin Earl : What? I don't get it.

  Jaren Garff : Girls really like Spandex that shows guys'... LEGS!

  Dallin Earl : That is disgusting!

• Jeff Reed : [Hits the cue ball, and it flies off the pool table]  Agh!

  Jaren Garff : [laughing]  I'm pretty sure I can just put it wherever I want!

• Rick Patterson : Some person was giving out my number, and I got all these random calls asking for Maria, asking to go out on dates.

  Allison Clark : Who's Maria?

  Rick Patterson : What?

  Allison Clark : Who's Maria?

  Rick Patterson : I don't know.

  Dallin Earl : One time I got a call from this like, German lady about how a kid got in trouble at school, and I'm like, 'Uh, I think you got the wrong number'.

  Jaren Garff : I got a call from this Asian guy that was telling me about how bad I am at gardening. He was like, 'Dude, you don't cut the bushes, you don't mow the lawn, you don't wipe the windows!' He was like, 'You're so bad at gardening!' I was like, 'What the heck?'