- Jeremy Glenn: Wow that guy's got gigantic legs!
- Dallin Earl: You can see his legs?
- Jeff Reed: [Frustrated] What does legs mean? Tell me.
- Travis Neal: Well legs... are a part of your body, it's a part of your body that's below your waist.
- Jeff Reed: But what are you literally meaning by it?
- Travis Neal: Legs. Just legs!
- Dallin Earl: If you guys want, you can keep your bikes at my house, just don't expect them to be there when you come back
- Jeff Reed: Okay. Why not.
- Jeremy Glenn: We'll take 'em
- Jeff Reed: You can just have it I don't really care.
- Jeremy Glenn: We'll sell 'em on the Black Market.
- Dallin Earl: Black Market? I was thinking eBay.
- Jaren Garff: So I said to Jeremy, "Jeremy, those Spandex legs-, those Spandex, those Spandex, that really look awesome. And he was like, 'Oh yeah, girls like Spandex that show their... LEGS!' And so that just became like a joke.
- Dallin Earl: What? I don't get it.
- Jaren Garff: Girls really like Spandex that shows guys'... LEGS!
- Dallin Earl: That is disgusting!
- Jeff Reed: [Hits the cue ball, and it flies off the pool table] Agh!
- Jaren Garff: [laughing] I'm pretty sure I can just put it wherever I want!
- Jeremy Glenn: [Trying set up a shot for pool with Ryan in the way] Hey Ryan, can you move?
- Alec Viera: RYAN MOVE!
- Ryan Hales: OKAY!
- Dallin Earl: [Answering an unknown call on Rick's phone in a funny voice] Hello, who is this? Hey if this is a prank... Ah okay, you're just wasting my time now. Come on, who is this?
- [Caller hangs up]
- Dallin Earl: From Unkown. Call back.
- Rick Patterson: Some person was giving out my number, and I got all these random calls asking for Maria, asking to go out on dates.
- Allison Clark: Who's Maria?
- Rick Patterson: What?
- Allison Clark: Who's Maria?
- Rick Patterson: I don't know.
- Dallin Earl: One time I got a call from this like, German lady about how a kid got in trouble at school, and I'm like, 'Uh, I think you got the wrong number'.
- Jaren Garff: I got a call from this Asian guy that was telling me about how bad I am at gardening. He was like, 'Dude, you don't cut the bushes, you don't mow the lawn, you don't wipe the windows!' He was like, 'You're so bad at gardening!' I was like, 'What the heck?'
- Dallin Earl: [Talking again to the Unknown caller on Rick's phone in a funny voice] Hey come on. Please stop calling me. I mean really. I'm getting really ticked off now. No. If you want I can go for my shovel. And come over to your house. And introduce you to it! Come on, just tell me your address. Come on. What is your name?
- [laughing]
- Dallin Earl: They hung up a long time ago.
- Travis Neal: There was a girl at the dance and she was just like, 'Hey Jaren, remember me from Elementary School?' And he was like, 'Ooh, no I don't,'
- Dallin Earl: This is Jaren under stress: 'Hey hey, I'm Brittany!' 'What? What? Look, lady, I think you've got the wrong Jaren,'