- P. T. Bombast: [standing next to a pile of orange pebbles] Here you are folks, the chance of a lifetime. To get your genuine Thing souvernirs! One thin quarter for a chip of the old block.
- P. T. Bombast: Sign here and I'll make you famous.
- Benjy Grimm: How do you like that? I'm a livin' legend, and he's gonna make me famous.
- Betty Harkness: Ronald, it was nice of your father to let use this beautiful yacht for our trip to the bird sanctuary.
- Ronald Radford: Oh, think nothing of it, papa has a whole fleet of them.
- Betty Harkness: Have you ever sailed a yacht all by yourself before?
- Ronald Radford: No, but, eh, don't worry, if anything happens, papa will give me another one.