- Sam Puckett: [to Dice] We're cool, but we can't just let you run off into the night.
- Cat Valentine: Especially not to hang out with college boys and play fat poker.
- Sam Puckett: Nobody's fat!
- Cat Valentine: Nobody? Then why do they make huge pants?
- Sam Puckett: [to Cat] Now what are you doing?
- Cat Valentine: I'm making a project for school. It's a video called; "Hey, Future Me! 'Sup?"
- Sam Puckett: You're making a video called "Hey, Future Me"?
- Cat Valentine: Don't forget the 'sup.
- Dice: My mother and my crazy Aunt Ferjeen are going to Palm Springs for "Puzzle Con".
- Cat Valentine: Ooh, I love puzzles!
- Dice: Well, I don't.
- Cat Valentine: Why not?
- Dice: Because I'm normal!
- Sam Puckett: Oh, hey, Dice. I really need you to help me get something.
- Cat Valentine: No dynamite!
- Sam Puckett: Did I say dynamite?
- Dice: Whatcha need?
- Sam Puckett: Uh, these things called... boom-boom sticks?
- Cat Valentine: That is secret code for dynamite!
- Dice: [after Sam throws one of her shoes at the door] How'd you get your shoe off that fast?
- Cat Valentine: They don't call her "Fast Shoe-Off Sam" for nothing.
- Sam Puckett: No one calls me that.
- Sam Puckett: [to Cat] Got any more great ideas?
- Cat Valentine: Yeah, I have one.
- Sam Puckett: Oh, God.
- Cat Valentine: You like Sloppy Joes?
- Sam Puckett: Everyone likes Sloppy Joes.
- Cat Valentine: Exactly, but what if, instead of buns, we made 'em with waffles? We could call 'em "Sloppy Waffles."
- Sam Puckett: When did you think of that?
- Cat Valentine: A few months ago.
- Sam Puckett: Why did you wait to tell me?
- Sam Puckett: The one time. The one time I don't have my phone in my pocket and we get trapped in a tiny room.
- Cat Valentine: You know what they say: "No phone. Tiny room."
- Sam Puckett: Who says that?
- Cat Valentine: We read it on that sign.
- Sam Puckett: What sign?
- Cat Valentine: At that restaurant in the girls' bathroom, remember?
- Sam Puckett: That sign said "employees must wash hands."
- Cat Valentine: I don't think those employees washed their hands.
- Dice: You guys know my crazy Aunt Ferjeen?
- Cat Valentine: Night gas?
- Dice: Yeah.
- Sam Puckett: What about her?
- Dice: Well, she dropped my mom's laptop in the toilet and my mom's birthday is coming up so, you know, I wanted to buy her a new one, but I don't have enough money. And sometimes, when I need money, I dance. I dance for money, wearing red tights.
- Cat Valentine: Why did you say you were going to a poker game?
- Dice: Because dancing for little kids' parties... it's kind of embarrassing.
- Sam Puckett: Aw, no, Dice. It's insanely embarrassing.
- Dice: [to Sam and Cat] So you're not mad at me anymore?
- Sam Puckett: Oh, yeah, we are.
- Cat Valentine: We're out-ragged.
- Dice: You mean outraged?
- Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine: Shut up!
- Cat Valentine: What?
- Sam Puckett: Murder Dice.
- Cat Valentine: And?
- Sam Puckett: Eat sloppy waffles.
- [Cat gasps]
- Cat Valentine: That's my thing.
- [For her school project]
- Cat Valentine: Electric cars, still kind of a joke. Let's see, what else? Um...
- [Cat thinks for a moment]
- Cat Valentine: That's all I got.