Boy Meets Girl (I) (2014)
Michelle Hendley: Ricky Jones
Quotes
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Adult Lady 1 : God, the high school in this town, who can survive it?
[Adult lady 1 and adult lady 2 laugh]
Adult Lady 2 : Isn't that the truth? I was fat.
Adult Lady 1 : I had terrible acne.
Ricky : And I was a boy, so that sucked.
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Ricky : Anyway, I hear it's very, um... it's very complicated. You know, the... vaj... with all its various fluids flowing at different times. There's... theres the period, the wetness during sex, so, uh... okay, so like, I mean, does it start out wet, or-or do I have to get it wet? Well, wait, does SHE get it... wait... How's it get wet?
Robby : Are you fuckin' retarded right now?
Ricky : Robby! It's not easy for me to talk about these things. Just tell me.
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Ricky : But, uh, I swear to you, Robby Riley, if you smell like fish, I will vomit on you.
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Francesca : Oh, god, men. The very thing they want most is the very thing they're most afraid of.
Ricky : Ain't that the truth.
Francesca : Commitment.
Ricky : Dick. Oh, well, I mean that too, but it's a distant second.
Francesca : I'm sorry. Did you say what I think you just said?
Ricky : Mmm, that... commitment's a distant second?
Francesca : No, before that.
Ricky : That men want dick but are afraid of it.
Francesca : Okay, apparently you did.