Californication (TV Series)

Smile (2014)

Stephen Tobolowsky: Stu Beggs

Quotes 

• Marcy : Ok, I had this crazy idea that I was gonna ask you for a loan, but Charlie was right. No fucking way.

  Stu Beggs : I don't do loans, Marcy, but I would pay you.

  Marcy : For what? To have sex with me?

  Stu Beggs : Yeah. One million dollars to be inside of you again.

  Marcy : I'm not a fucking prostitute, Stu.

  Stu Beggs : I know, that's why you're such a high value target.

  Marcy : OK, so you'd seriously pay a million dollars to fuck me?

  Stu Beggs : Yeah. In a heartbeat, and it would be the most delicious orgasm of my life and all of the money would go to my favorite charity, you.

  Marcy : Jesus, I'm don't know wheter to be flattered or throw the fuck up.

  Stu Beggs : Or maybe you could just let me smell you for a few minutes, I could go pleasure myself. How much could I pay you for that?

  Marcy : Ew!