- Dorian: Did you just hang up on Captain Maldonado?
- Detective John Kennex: Yeah. Boring conversation anyway.
- Dorian: I just love that you wear your insubordination like it's a virtue.
- Dorian: I said magenta.
- Detective John Kennex: It was magenta!
- Dorian: I said magenta. That was lavender.
- Detective John Kennex: The hell's magenta? There's 50 shades of purple in there!
- Detective John Kennex: Let's go get some noodles.
- Dorian: You are aware that I don't eat.
- Detective John Kennex: Perfect. I'm buying. Let's roll.
- Detective John Kennex: Dorian, you've been shot, your head's full of bubblegum... you can't do this alone.
- Rudy Lom: Chewing gum? Really? Would you fix a race car with chewing gum?
- Detective John Kennex: Uh, yeah, if it was busted and I needed to win a race.
- Dorian: My Dynamic Voltage Scaling has been damaged by the bullet.
- Detective John Kennex: You want to say that a little less complicated?
- Dorian: I won't be able to walk in five minutes.
- Dorian: You know what I love best about you? Your punctuality.
- Detective John Kennex: What's that supposed to mean?
- Dorian: You're late. And the car smells like olive oil.