Spy (2015)

Allison Janney: Elaine Crocker

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Quotes 

• Elaine Crocker : Susan, I read your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov. I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now, but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."

• Rick Ford : I told you to send me in there instead of Fine, and you didn't. And now Fine's *dead*. I'm going the fuck in.

  Elaine Crocker : You can't. We need someone to follow De Luca without being detected... And that will hopefully take us to Rayna, but it can't be any of you.

  Rick Ford : Here's what we do... I go into the Face/Off machine, get a whole new face. I turn up, they never know it's me.

  Elaine Crocker : Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents.

  Rick Ford : What, I gotta pay?

  Elaine Crocker : *No*, because it doesn't exist

  Rick Ford : Yes, it does! I heard Cress and Wright talking about it in the shitter.

  [Points to Cress and Wright as they look down, hiding there laughter] 

  Elaine Crocker : I'm sure they were pulling your leg.

  Rick Ford : You pair of fucking vaginas!

  [Cress and Wright burst out laughing] 

  Elaine Crocker : Seriously? You've got to cut that out.

• Elaine Crocker : [referring to Susan's disastrous training video]  I must have watched this fifteen times now because what the fuck? I almost put it up on YouTube.

• Susan Cooper : I pulled up my file.

  [puts file near the keyboard] 

  Elaine Crocker : Jesus, not my keyboard with your pinkeye infected fingers! Why don't you just cry directly into my mouth while you're at it?