Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
World's Finest: Part II (1997)
Tim Daly: Superman, Clark Kent
Quotes
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Lois Lane : Hey, Smallville! Come in. What's up?
Clark Kent : I see you're holding up after last night. I've been wa...
[seeing Bruce is already there, he turns to leave]
Clark Kent : Oh. I didn't realize you had company.
Lois Lane : Whoa! You might as well tell me why you stopped by.
Clark Kent : I've been nosing around. I think I may know why the Joker is suddenly after Superman.
Bruce Wayne : Well? Don't keep us in suspense.
Clark Kent : I think he's in cahoots with your boyfriend's business partner.
Lois Lane : With Lex? Are you sure?
Clark Kent : I can't prove it... yet.
Bruce Wayne : I suppose I could... ask him.
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Lois Lane : [finishing an article] "The Senator declined comment." Done.
Bruce Wayne : [kissing her cheek] And not a moment too soon.
Lois Lane : Bruce! When did you...
Bruce Wayne : About three paragraphs ago. I didn't want to distract you. Ready to do the town?
Lois Lane : Give me a minute to see the chief. Then I'm all yours.
[stopping at Clark's desk]
Lois Lane : Clark, keep an eye on Bruce, will you? I'll be right back.
Clark Kent : Actually, Lois...
Lois Lane : Don't be intimidated. Regale him with madcap tales of the nightlife in Smallville.
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Dan Turpin : Swell. Now Gotham's sending us their wackos. Don't worry, Mr. Wayne. The SCU will get her back safe and sound.
Bruce Wayne : Thank you, Inspector.
[Turpin leaves]
Bruce Wayne : You realize she's just the bait.
Superman : I'll be careful.
Bruce Wayne : Careful won't cut it. With Joker, expect the unexpected.
Superman : Maybe you should have remembered that.
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Clark Kent : Any luck finding the comedian?
Bruce Wayne : Three nights... and not so much as a green hair.
Clark Kent : Of course, you have been dividing your time between work and Lois.
Bruce Wayne : Is that a problem?
Clark Kent : Let's just say I'm concerned. Your reputation is... dubious, in and out of costume.
Bruce Wayne : Don't worry. I'm taking Lois quite seriously. Besides, it seems to me you had your chance.
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Superman : What's the problem, Captain?
Captain : What do you mean?
Superman : You sent out a distress call, didn't you?
Captain : Not on my authorization.
Superman : [spotting a beeping buoy nearby] There's the culprit. It's broadcasting an electronic beacon.
Captain : If one of my crew is responsible for this prank, they'll...
[the buoy explodes]
Captain : Ahh! Oof! What is it? What's happening?
Superman : Whoever sent that distress signal just provided the distress.
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Clark Kent : A transfer?
Lois Lane : Just to the Planet's Gotham City bureau.
Clark Kent : Does this mean you and Bruce...?
Lois Lane : We haven't made a formal commitment or anything, but... yeah, it's that serious. Hey, chin up, Smallville. With me out of the picture, you might get a shot at stardom.
Perry White : Lois! Clark! I just got word the cruise ship SS Atlantis is sending a distress call 200 miles offshore.
Lois Lane : Whoa!
Perry White : Exactly. Call the Coast Guard to confirm and the cruise line for a statement. You're not out of here yet, Lane.
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Dan Turpin : [his desk phone rings] SCU. Turpin.
The Joker : Amscray, Turnip. I wanna talk to the boy in blue.
Dan Turpin : You got something to say, clown, say it to...
Superman : I'm here, Joker. What have you done with Lois Lane?
The Joker : She's right here, Superman. And she'd love to see you. Want to know where "here" is? Don't blink.
[a bright light flashes, forcing Superman and Turpin to shield their eyes]
The Joker : Got the picture, Supey? Come alone. No cops, or little Lois dies laughing.
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The Joker : [seeing Superman's anti-kryptonite suit] Ooh! I'm flattered you put on your Sunday best.
Superman : Where is she, Joker?
The Joker : Forget about Lois. Feast your eyes on this.
[he takes out a piece of kryptonite, which has no effect]
Superman : [grabbing him] Now, I'll ask you once more.
The Joker : [leading him to where Lois is] I don't understand. I had it all planned so perfectly. Oh, wait! That's it!
Superman : What?
The Joker : Silly me. I forgot the acid.
[shooting acid from the flower on his lapel]
The Joker : [cackling] Aw, what's the matter, Supey? No steam left in the old locomotive?
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The Joker : [trapping Batman in with Superman and Lois] Two for the price of one. I love it! And the best part is, you're all going out with a smile.
Harley Quinn : Have a happy...!
Batman : [throwing the kryptonite at the TV, then looking for a way out] Hydrochloric acid. It would take a week to eat through the wall.
Superman : [weakly] No... wait. Kry... kryptonite.
Batman : [quietly, after using the acid to melt the kryptonite down] Snap out of it, Kent, or Joker gets the last laugh.
Superman : [flying up to rescue Lois] Keep your heads down.
Harley Quinn : [feeling the tremor from Superman crashing through a door] Uh-oh. They're loose!
The Joker : That's not fair.
