Midnight Screenings (TV Series)
Man of Steel (2013)
Brad Jones: Self
Quotes
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[first lines]
Brad Jones : And there wasn't any soup in this one either.
[looks over to David]
David Gobble : Fucking sucked.
Brad Jones : What the fuck was that?
David Gobble : That was fucking terrible!
Brian Lewis : Don't listen to these guys. They're haters.
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Brad Jones : Who's this Superman guy? We only know of superhero Clark Kent.
Brian Lewis : You know, Clark Kent, the alien!
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Brad Jones : Was the point of this scene to be like, "Hey! Well, ya know, 9/11 could have been worse! Superman could've been there!"?
David Gobble : So, it wasn't that bad, New York. Get over it. That's what Brad's saying.
Brad Jones : That's not what I said! That's not what I said, you son of a bitch! Stop saying, stop saying shit before the inevitable commenter probably would've said that!
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David Gobble : I'm gonna say this. I gotta get it out of my system. At the end of Batman Returns, I said, "Bullshit!," because Batman doesn't quit.
Brad Jones : Oh, Dark Knight Rises?
David Gobble : Dark Knight Rises, yeah. Bullshit, Batman doesn't quit. Superman... doesn't fucking kill people! He fucking doesn't do it! He's Superman; he doesn't fucking do it!
Brian Lewis : He does now. Fucking does now.