Person of Interest (TV Series)

Lady Killer (2013)

Jim Caviezel: John Reese

Quotes 

• Sameen Shaw : So... how long have you and Zoe been... special friends?

  John Reese : Well, I haven't really counted the days, Shaw. What about you? Any big dates?

  Sameen Shaw : Been too busy saving the world form bad guys. Besides, relationships are for amateurs. Guys these days have so many... emotions. They cry, they wanna be held. I just don't know what do with them.

  John Reese : So... you're a nun?

  Sameen Shaw : I'm a pragmatist, John. I go out, have a fun night or three, and then, uh, I move on. No muss, no fuss.

• Sameen Shaw : Are you saying I don't look good? 'Cause I think I look good.

  John Reese : You look fine, Shaw. You just look... angry. All the time.

• Harold Finch : Now that everyone is sufficiently well-armed, I've taken the liberty of creating profiles for all of you on angler. So please, download this application onto your phones so that you can check in once you arrive at the club.

  Sameen Shaw : I'd like to see that profile.

  [Looks at it] 

  Sameen Shaw : Really? A yoga instructor?

  John Reese : You'd prefer trained killer?

• Sameen Shaw : [In a row boat]  I've got this.

  John Reese : No, you don't.

  Sameen Shaw : You're gonna blow our cover.

  John Reese : I'm rowing this boat.

  Sameen Shaw : Not on my watch.

  Harold Finch : Given your cover, it might be more appropriate for Mr. Reese to have the privilege, Ms. Shaw. You are supposed to be on a date, after all.

• John Reese : [Watching Carter's date]  She doesn't have her guard up.

  Sameen Shaw : You're joking. That woman's got a guard of steel. You two have thing or something? 'Cause, I mean, I clocked you and Zoe right off the bat, but I never thought you and Carter...

  John Reese : [Interrupts]  We're just friends.

  Sameen Shaw : Well, your "just friend" is doing her job. She gets this guy to trust her, maybe he makes a move. And we can finally shoot him.

• Harold Finch : Mr. Reese, you didn't happen to purchase a new collar for Bear, did you? Or this gigantic cow femur that he's eating?

  John Reese : I've been a little busy, Finch.

  Harold Finch : Seems Bear has a stalker of his own.

• John Reese : Where is your grandson's birth certificate? You stole a child from his father.

  Bruce Wellington : Alex has a father.

  Sameen Shaw : No. Alex has an aunt and an uncle who raised him as their own.

  John Reese : I'm going to ask you one more time, Mr. Wellington. Where is your grandson's birth certificate?

  Bruce Wellington : My grandson will never know that piece of white trash is his father. Alex is an heir, not the help. Security will show you out.

  [Moves towards the call pad, Reese knocks him out] 

  Sameen Shaw : If you weren't gonna do that, I was.

• John Reese : Anything on the women Murphy's stalking?

  Harold Finch : The missing woman, Jenna Lakritz, is a former girlfriend of his. I'm able to look at her cell history, but Mr. Murphy uses Vanishtext, an application designed to delete his messages as soon as they've been read.

  John Reese : Good for cheaters... and killers.