American Horror Story (TV Series)
The Replacements (2013)
Patti LuPone: Joan Ramsey
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Quotes
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Fiona Goode : May I offer you a drink?
Joan Ramsey : No, I don't imbibe. I don't know if this is a school or... a rehab facility or what it is, but two of your girls invaded my property. One of them was dressed so scandalously I'm worried about the long-term effect it might have on Luke.
Fiona Goode : You know, I've never understood you Bible-thumpers and your hypocrisy towards sex. I know, behind closed doors, you are the biggest perverts of all.
Joan Ramsey : Your student threw a knife at me. It missed my head by three inches.
Fiona Goode : Yeah, she has to work on her aim.
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Joan Ramsey : You stay away from my boy.
Madison Montgomery : Hmm, good luck keeping him away from me. He's so backed up all I'd have to say is "panties" and he'd jizz his jeans.