Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : See, Friday the 13th? This is how you do murder and sex in the opening scene! By doing it before Friday the 13th came out!

• Laurie Strode : [Michael is chasing her]  Help! Somebody help me please!

  Cinema Snob : [as an angry neighbor]  Ah, great, it's the girl from Prom Night and Terror Train again! When is she gonna learn not to leave the house?

• Michael's Father : [after Judith's murder]  Michael?

  Cinema Snob : [as Michael's father]  You are so grounded, mister. We are gonna stare at you for the next thirty seconds making damn sure you know how disappointed you made us.

• Lonnie Elamb : Don't you know what happens on Halloween?

  Cinema Snob : Yeah, a shitty Paranormal Activity movie comes out.

• Tommy Doyle : I don't like that story.

  Laurie Strode : I thought King Arthur was your favorite.

  Cinema Snob : [as Tommy]  No! I said Arthur 2: On the Rocks was my favorite!

• Tommy Doyle : Laurie, what's the Boogeyman?

  Cinema Snob : It's a hit song by KC and the Sunshine Band, but that's not important right now.

• Laurie Strode : Tommy, Halloween night, it's when people play tricks on each other.

  Cinema Snob : Yeah, especially movie studios, release the majority of their horror films in January!