Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Dr. Who? (2014)
Craig Ferguson: Simon
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Quotes
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Owen : You seem like a decent guy now, but it's hard to get over all those awful things you've done.
Simon : Abandoning your mother.
Owen : Yeah. And the drug dealing. And the arson.
Simon : What! I never did those things!
Joy Scroggs : When I first met Owen, I may have told him a few white lies, so he'd hate you as much as I did. Plus, I'd just shot him, and I wanted him to be on *my* side.
Simon : You *shot* him?
Owen : You lied to me!
Joy Scroggs : Hah, look at us. Oh, we may have just met, but we already have a lot of baggage. We *are* a real family.
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[last lines]
Simon : You know, I never thought I'd say this, but... d'you want to go to bed, grandma?
Joy Scroggs : I sure would, grandpa.
Simon : Worst dirty talk ever.
Joy Scroggs : Oh, shut up and kiss me.
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Simon : Look, we might not be the first family that started out with a broken condom behind the bins of a fish 'n' chip shop, but we can be the best.