In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about the things she has in common with
Miley Cyrus. Chelsea and her round table panelists
John Caparulo,
Sarah Tiana and
Ross Mathews discuss Cyrus smoking a joint on stage at the MTV EMA's,
Tom Cruise's deposition that his job is as grueling as fighting the war in Afghanistan, and California legislators discussing a law that would require porn actors to wear goggles to protect their eyes from exposure to bodily fluids. And Chelsea's guest, former White House chef
Sam Morgante, prepares some of the Commander in Chiefs' favorite dishes on this Veteran's Day.
—Huggo