In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about her thoughts on the recent Miss Universe Pageant. Chelsea and her round table panelists
April Richardson,
Josh Wolf and
Loni Love discuss Chelsea being in trouble with the Catholic League for a joke she made about having an abortion,
Sarah Palin's latest book about what she perceives to be the war on Christmas, the upcoming Single's Day in China, a cat caught smuggling marijuana into a prison in Moldova, and why Chelsea's dog is currently wearing a collar. And Chelsea chats with guest
Avril Lavigne about her latest self-titled CD, getting married to
Nickelback front-man
Chad Kroeger in a castle in the south of France, having a rule that they won't party while on tour without the other, and how she met
Marilyn Manson.
—Huggo