The Crazy Ones (TV Series)

The Stan Wood Account (2013)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Sydney Roberts

Quotes 

• Sydney Roberts : Charming and handsome. How is it possible that you are single?

  Mr. Finger : My wife's dead!

• Sydney Roberts : I had such a wonderful night! And the best part is it all took place in the afternoon.

  Mr. Finger : The irony is that in my sunset years, I have yet to see one.

• Sydney Roberts : It was like a lizard flicking its tongue in my mouth. Or it's tail - whatever is grosser!

  Lauren Slotsky : Huh. So you and Mr. Finger? Yeah, I can totally see that.

  Sydney Roberts : That's your takeaway from my story? An old man french kissed me!

• Mr. Finger : Nobody wants to jump on my brittle old bones.

  Sydney Roberts : That's not true. I'm sure there are plenty of women who would love to... *cautiously* jump your brittle bones.