- Azure St. Clair: Pie-eating whore? What was SHE so pissed about? She's a VAMPIRE, for fuck's sake! She doesn't have to shit any more! Ew.
- Tippy: Dear Lord, if I live through this I ain't never gonna sin again. I'll live a life of quiet dignity. I'll go back to dog grooming university, which was my original calling anyway...
- Father Jack: You're so beautiful. Like a... wild Zebra Orchid.
- Azure St. Clair: Really? Because I've been likened to a Venus Fly Trap... or the dreaded Corpse Flower.
- Azure St. Clair: I like Zebra Orchid. Of course, orchids are parasites. Is that what you're saying, Jack?
- Father Jack: No... orchids are parasites, yes, but they are wildly beautiful. And strong. God's little... tough cookies.
- Father Jack: The Vatican will kill you. And your friends. They will call it collateral damage, and life will go on merrily.
- Azure St. Clair: I'm a pussycat. I don't mess with anyone. Well, except to feed, but...
- Grace: That totally doesn't count.
- Mammon: World domination is such an aphrodesiac... Now kiss, my pale flowers. Kiss. Ooh. That's just... hot.