Z-Listers (2014)
Sid White: Chris Baker
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Quotes
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Ellie Finch : Your manager was nice
Chris Baker : My manager's a dick, is what my manager is!
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Chris Baker : She's like my sister, and you don't go messing around with other people's metaphorical sisters. Do you understand that?
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[from trailer]
Peter - BBC Executive : Do you know why you're here, Mr. Baker?
Chris Baker : Well, yeah, you're making another Doctor Who series and you want me to be involved in it...
Peter - BBC Executive : Absolutely not.
Chris Baker : You're not making a Doctor Who movie and you want me to be in it, do you?
Peter - BBC Executive : No.
Chris Baker : ...chat-show?
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Chris Baker : Hello mate, you alright?
Edward the Bastard : Never you mind "mate", where's the money you owe me eh? I tried calling you eight times this week, and you still haven't replied!
Chris Baker : I've got phone problems, my phone...
Edward the Bastard : If I don't get my money soon, then you'll have to sign those pretty pictures with broken fingers! Plus, you owe me an extra tenner.
Chris Baker : An extra tenner? How did that happen?
Edward the Bastard : Cause that's what I had to pay to get into this virgin-filled-wank fest!
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Ellie Finch : Oh my god!
Chris Baker : What?
Ellie Finch : Johnny Depp!
Chris Baker : Where?
Ellie Finch : Over there! You did not tell me that he was gonna be there!
Chris Baker : Alright, calm down wet-puss! Yeah, he comes to these things all the time, Johnny Depp yeah...
[sarcastically]
Chris Baker : Brad Pitt's over there, do you wanna speak to him too?
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Chris Baker : [about Finn] He will fuck anything with two tits. It's true. No offence.
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Chris Baker : Is it me or is it hot in here? I'm sweating like Jimmy Savile in a children's ward.