- Tony: You know what? I think I'd get along with dreadlocks over there, but that one with the soccer ball looks like a douche.
- Tony: Look at us. We're hot. Damn, girl.
- Sarah Manning: Not our usual identity crisis.
- Tony: I did all that work a long time ago.
- Rachel Duncan: Answer me this, Professor. Why Sarah? Of all of us, how is it the unmonitored tramp was successful?
- Ethan Duncan: In her fertility? Heh! Rachel, she's a failure, not a success. You are all barren by design.
- Alison Hendrix: Oh, my God, you're drinking? God! Drinking alcohol the day I get back from rehab? Are you insane?
- Donnie Hendrix: I know all your little hiding spots!
- Alison Hendrix: [Slaps him] Do you want that, hmm?
- Donnie Hendrix: I know about the pills you keep in your bean pots! Your minibar in the tub labeled "buttons".
- Cosima Niehaus: Scott, it's me. I'm 324B21.
- Scott: [chuckles then turns somber] You?
- Cosima Niehaus: Do you need me to beam you up, Scotty?
- Scott: It's an honor, Cosima. An honor to be working with you.
- Delphine Cormier: Cosima, it's your life.
- Cosima Niehaus: It's not just that. It's all of us. You have to love all of us.
- Delphine Cormier: Then I love all of you.
- Cosima Niehaus: Good. Because if you betray us again, I have enough dirt on you to destroy your career. And I love you, too.
- Felix Dawkins: Just one. I'm a few. No family, too. Who am I?
- Tony: Pretty gay, by the looks of this place.
- Cosima Niehaus: I'm going to keep the promise I made to you when we first met. That, one day, I'd get you completely baked.
- Donnie Hendrix: Goddamn Leekie, with his big, stupid face, sneaking doctors in here, examining you. My own, sweet wife?
- Alison Hendrix: I understand furious, darling, being humiliated by unspoken things. I have to confess something about Aynsley's accident.
- [Whispering]
- Alison Hendrix: I killed her.
- [Crying]
- Alison Hendrix: Please don't think I'm horrible.
- Donnie Hendrix: ...I killed Dr. Leekie.
- Alison Hendrix: That's the director of the Dyad Institute?
- Donnie Hendrix: He just got in and I whacked him. I didn't even mean to. Oh, God.
- Alison Hendrix: Okay, just relax, Donnie. He's not at all well-wrapped.
- Donnie Hendrix: You're worried about the trunk?
- Alison Hendrix: Yes! I'm going to make a new liner. And I hope that you threw the weapon in the lake.
- Donnie Hendrix: I put it back in your gun locker.
- Alison Hendrix: You used my gun?
- Mrs. S: Benjamin has four men on watch. Rachel's been warned. If she tries anything, I will pop her papa in the brain pan.
- Ethan Duncan: I like to think she's bluffing.
- Mrs. S: I'm not, Andrew.
- Ethan Duncan: Please call me "Ethan". If I'm to be your pawn, I'd like to reclaim my given name.
- Cosima Niehaus: [sees Scott and friends playing Rune Wars in the lab] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Scott: Geez, I thought you went home for the night. We were going to play in the cafeteria but... Sorry.
- Cosima Niehaus: Um, are you minding the dental pulp in the incubators?
- Scott: Yeah, absolutely.
- Cosima Niehaus: Cool. Then I don't care if you're making bathtub acid.
- Painmaker: [looking in the Rune Wars rulebook] Dream on. Your Wyrm can't use a special ability twice.
- Doomsday: And Mad Cathos slays before you ever Plague Breath.
- Cosima Niehaus: Hmm, sorry. Mad Cathos' abilities only work in battles he's in.
- [joins them at the Rune Wars table]
- Cosima Niehaus: Uh, Scott gets the damage. He doesn't draw again, but who cares because the Guardian is toast and these beastmen go here.
- Doomsday: Do you, like, wanna play?
- Cosima Niehaus: I don't know if you're ready for that.
- Alison Hendrix: What are you doing?
- Donnie Hendrix: Ali, uh... I'm leaving.
- Alison Hendrix: No. We are *not* there yet. No, we have a whole mountain to climb. We aren't even at base camp, yet!
- Alison Hendrix: Don't you love me anymore? Did you ever love me?
- Donnie Hendrix: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the porn and I'm sorry about putting you in rehab and I'm sorry for hating your mother and...
- Alison Hendrix: Everybody hates my mother.
- Tony: Hey, you sure you don't want a hit? It'll put some hair on your chest.
- Felix Dawkins: I get to shave mine.
- Tony: Just shut up and run me a bath.
- Felix Dawkins: Run it yourself, bitch.
- Tony: Ouch! He's meaner than he looks.
- Felix Dawkins: You are so much like my sister.
- Cosima Niehaus: Professor Duncan. Hi. Uh, my maker.
- Ethan Duncan: Oh, please, don't call me that. it's Ethan.
- Cosima Niehaus: It's not every day you get to meet your, uh, Ethan.
- [laughs]
- Ethan Duncan: Finding a cure means handing Dyad the keys to the kingdom, synthetically speaking.
- Sarah Manning: Can you really cure Cosima?
- Ethan Duncan: Yes. Though it;s immodest to boast.