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Corned Beef and Handcuffs
Mom
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Rudy
: But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors. For example, take a simple cherry tomato, squirt a little aged balsamic vinegar into its fleshy center...
Bonnie
: Cherry. Squirt. Fleshy. You can't help yourself, can you?
Rudy
: It's very hard.
Bonnie
: I want to hurt you, Rudy, but not physically, because I think you might enjoy it.
Bonnie
: [
waiting for him when he comes in
] Hello Rudolph.
Rudy
: How'd you get in here?
Bonnie
: Oh please, who sleeps with a man and doesn't steal his spare keys?
Bonnie
: [
Telling Christie about Rudy
] He's got a mouth like a Chinese finger trap.
Christy
: Rudy said he doesn't want to see you anymore.
Bonnie
: What? Wait, why are you telling me this and not him?
Christy
: Because he has an emotionally crippling mother.
Rudy
: So why don't you drink?
Bonnie
: I'm allergic to alcohol, any time I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Rudy
: What a shame, I happen to have a large collection of both wine and handcuffs.
Rudy
: [
on Bonnie's sobriety
] How have you not killed yourself yet?
Bonnie
: Actually I'm more of a homicide person.
Rudy
: Okay then, I won't drink either.
[
looks at his glass and the bottle
]
Rudy
: Oh who am I kidding?
[
drinks
]
Christy
: I like to think that there's someone out there for everyone.
Luke
: I guess that's true. My grandmother is 300 pounds and only has one leg... my grandpa would be thrilled if she met someone.
Christy
: I think Grandma will be easy to pick out at the wedding.
[
Violet laughs
]
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