- Dorian: You like me.
- Detective John Kennex: Sorry?
- Dorian: You like me.
- Detective John Kennex: No, I don't.
- Dorian: Yes, you do.
- Detective John Kennex: No.
- Dorian: You definitely do.
- Detective John Kennex: How do you come by that conclusion?
- Dorian: The MX. You shot it. You shot it because it insulted me. You like me.
- Detective John Kennex: No. I shot the MX because it wouldn't shut up.
- Dorian: Nope. You shot it because you like me.
- Detective John Kennex: Keep talking, I'll prove my point.
- Dorian: It's okay, John. I like you, too.
- Detective John Kennex: Let me explain something to you. I'm a police officer. You're a police officer. And as much as it pains me to say it, Richard is a police officer. Now, you can dress these machines to look like cops. You can program 'em to drive a car and shoot a gun like a cop. But they're not cops. They're bullet catchers. And if you force me to work with a faulty machine, then I will dispose of it with the same degree of compassion that I would a toaster that burns my toast.
- Captain Sandra Maldonado: John, I don't know what to do with you.
- Detective Richard Paul: I can give you a list of things what I'd do with him.
- Captain Sandra Maldonado: Richard, let me handle this.
- Detective Richard Paul: [to Kennex] You better watch your ass. Your partner better watch his ass, too.
- Captain Sandra Maldonado: Richard, go down and find yourself another MX. We've got a problem here, John.
- Detective John Kennex: Yeah, I agree. I mean, what do you think he wants to do with my ass?
- Detective John Kennex: Please make him stop.
- Rudy Lom: It's a Korean pop song. I find it catchy and soothing.
- Detective John Kennex: Rudy, if you don't do something about this, I'll shoot him, too.