Christmas Cruelty! (2013)

Solveig Sahr Bergheim: Solveig

Quotes 

• Solveig : Hi there!

  Serial-Santa : Merry Christmas!

  Solveig : How can I help you?

  Serial-Santa : I need something for a guy in a wheelchair.

  Solveig : Do you have anything special in mind?

  Serial-Santa : Well, I was thinking maybe... a chainsaw.

  Solveig : Right. Come with me. Here are the two models we stock. We've got this piece of crap. A hobby model if want to trim bushes. And if you actually get it to start, you're really lucky. But this one... This is the bestseller. Hooper 7400. A spectacular saw. This was our bestseller this autumn. You can fell and declimb with it. This is a great all-rounder.

  Serial-Santa : Is it ready for use?

  Solveig : All you need is petrol. It's a two-stroke-engine, so you need petrol with oil.

  Serial-Santa : I'll take it!

  Solveig : It's 4999. Does he have the necessary protective gear? Protective pants and boots?

  Serial-Santa : He don't use his legs anyway.

  Solveig : I understand, but I have to ask.