En route to Colombian prison, a cow turns out to be lucky for the trio of desperadoes, until they find themselves at the mercy of the jungle. Back at Tunt Manor, Archer's ultimate VM scheme pushes a worried Malory over the edge. Ray has a major brainstorm, which leads to water travel. The girls decide to cheer up Malory with a spa day as Archer obsesses about one of his top 3 fears: crocodiles. Lucky somebody brought guards along for a snack...
—LA-Lawyer