Maron (TV Series)

Radio Cowboy (2014)

Marc Maron: Marc Maron

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• Marc Maron : You guys can goof all you want, but you're making fart noises on the Titanic. You think anybody is entertained by this? Maybe before there were choices, but you're losing listeners every day. This isn't interesting. This isn't engaging. It's a hostage situation for people who don't have a smartphone. And your format restrictions are ridiculous. Why do you people feel compelled to give out the time every five minutes? All cars have the time. All computer screens have the time on them. There are clocks everywhere! Yet, with OCD-like precision, you are compelled to always give out the time. It's horrendous.

  Frank Kramer : [long pause]  It's 8:25.

• Ted Curtis : [to Bill Shepard]  You're deranged, you know that? You were always a mental case.

  Bill Shepard : [laughs]  Officer, this man is making me feel very unsafe.

  Ted Curtis : [to Marc Maron]  You set me up, you piece of shit.

  Marc Maron : I didn't know he was going to do that. I tried to stop him. In my mind I tried to stop him.

  [to police officer] 

  Marc Maron : Hey, why you gotta be so rough? Just take it easy.

  Ted Curtis : You're DONE in radio!

  Marc Maron : EVERYONE's done in radio.