- Andy Kindler: So he also had a meeting set up with Dave's manager for this morning, and he never showed up.
- Marc Maron: [to Dave] Wait a minute - you actually tried to help another human being?
- Dave Anthony: I was just trying to put my manager in an uncomfortable position.
- Dave Anthony: [holds up notebook] Hey, look. Stu died while he was writing a joke...
- [reading]
- Dave Anthony: I can't stand magicians. You know what would be a real trick?
- [pause]
- Dave Anthony: No punch line.
- Marc Maron: Wow, he died just like he lived.
- Marc Maron: I'm going to try to get a signal and call 911.
- Dave Anthony: Oh, they're not going to have a punch line.