Family Guy (TV Series)

Grimm Job (2014)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Nurse, Woman

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Quotes 

• Grandmother : Who is it?

  The Wolf : [Red's voice]  It's your granddaughter Red.

  Grandmother : How do I know it's you?

  The Wolf : [still in Red's voice]  Oh come on that's a perfect imitation. Open up, I brought Strawberry Short cake and Cool Whip.

  Grandmother : And What?

  The Wolf : [Wolf voice]  Oh Sorry.

  [Red voice] 

  The Wolf : I mean Cool - Hwhip.

  Grandmother : That's my little girl.

• Little Red Riding Hood's Mother : Remember, stay on the path and you'll be fine.

  Little Red Riding Hood : Oh, yes, great advice from mother of the year. You do realize Grandma lives 68 miles away, right? You-you're sending your child out there to die.

• Little Red Riding Hood's Mother : Red, don't forget this basket of food for Grandma.

  Little Red Riding Hood : This whole thing is way too heavy. Wh-why are you putting a bag of ice in here? Is this... is this a Coors Party Ball? Is Grandma going to be entertaining Florida jet ski people?

• Lois as Jack's wife : What the hell we supposed to do with these anyway?

  Peter as Jack : Yeah, I knew you'd be mad, so I've asked the band Heart to explain these beans in a way you can dreamily digest.

  Heart : [sing]  These beans go on when I close my eyes. Every second of the night I live another life. These beans that sleep when it's cold outside...

  Peter as Jack : They changed the word 'dreams' to 'beans'. I was hoping they'd change a few more words to pertain to our situation, but uh... I'm just happy they did this.

  Lois as Jack's wife : Jack, this is ridiculous, tomorrow I want you to go back out there and look for a job that pays actual money. These things are worthless!

  Peter as Jack : I know she's gone, but can you do the other one?

  Heart : [sing]  What about beans? Don't you want someone to care about you?