- Himself - Host: [Roger on 'Sphinx'] My dog this week is called Sphinx and it's still another one of those dumb mummy movies with characters creeping through tombs and disturbing the bones of the pharaohs. Leslie Ann Down stars in Sphinx as an archeologist who discovers that King Tut's tomb was actually just a blind alley, a distraction from even greater and more unbelievable secrets. She stumbles over corpses, she gets attacked by bats, she gets locked in with mummies and she falls in love with Frank Langella more or less in that order. You know you're in trouble in a mummy movie when the archaeologist's flashlight keeps going out. If she kept extra batteries, Sphinx would have been exposed as just another one of Hollywood's pyramid schemes.
- Himself - Host: [Gene on 'Cheaper to Keep Her'] My dog this week is an inept romantic comedy called Cheaper to Keep Her with private investigator Mac David romancing his tough-as-nails boss Tovah Feldshah. Eventually he gets her drunk and that's the message of the movie fells - Is your woman too independent? Get her drunk, she'll come across. That's a terrible message for any film and it isn't make any more palatable by the film's knee-in-the-groin humor. Also, the title Cheaper to Keep Her has absolutely nothing to do with this movie. Economics are hardly the issue here.