Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Farmers Market (2014)

Rob Lowe: Chris Traeger

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• Ron Swanson : You've fallen into a classic trap, Christopher: trying to fix a woman's problems instead of just listening to what they are!

  Tom Haverford : Hey man, if Ann needs Tylenol, she can get it herself. What she needs from you is to just look her in the eyes, nod your head, and say those two magic words.

  Donna Meagle : That sucks.

  Chris Traeger : That sucks?

  Tom Haverford : I've spent my entire life reading instructional books about relationships in order to trick women into liking me. When Ann tells you what's bothering her, don't try to fix it. Just say, "Damn, that sucks."

• Chris Traeger : I've been reading up on nipples. The reason that you're feeling nipple sensitivity is because your milk ducts in your nipples are opening up, which is why I bought you this nipple kit. It's from Kernston's - The Nipple People. It has nipple cream, nipple pads, and also a special nipple pimple ointment in case you develop any pimples on your nipples.

  Ann Perkins : Oh my God, you have to stop using the word 'nipple'!

  Chris Traeger : Okay... anyway, hopefully that will help you with any sensitivity that may arise around your... boob hats.