"Parks and Recreation" Farmers Market (TV Episode 2014) Poster

Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson

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  • Ron Swanson : You've fallen into a classic trap, Christopher: trying to fix a woman's problems instead of just listening to what they are!

    Tom Haverford : Hey man, if Ann needs Tylenol, she can get it herself. What she needs from you is to just look her in the eyes, nod your head, and say those two magic words.

    Donna Meagle : That sucks.

    Chris Traeger : That sucks?

    Tom Haverford : I've spent my entire life reading instructional books about relationships in order to trick women into liking me. When Ann tells you what's bothering her, don't try to fix it. Just say, "Damn, that sucks."

  • Ron Swanson : The Human Resources department requires that I be available once a month to discuss workplace disputes with my employees. The rules do not specify whether or not I'm allowed to listen to Willie Nelson on my headphones.

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