Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

Kevin James: Paul Blart

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Quotes 

• Paul Blart : [looks straight into camera]  Always bet on Blart.

• Divina Martinez : I'm actually dating someone.

  Paul Blart : Oh please, ma'am, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing.

• Paul Blart : Security is a mission, not an intermission.

• Paul Blart : It's a bad day to be bad people.

• [regarding Paul Blart's missing daughter] 

  Henk : We need to establish motive. Do you have a lot of money?

  Paul Blart : Define 'a lot', I mean...

  Henk : Any.

  Paul Blart : No, actually I don't have a lot... no.

• Paul Blart : [first lines]  The road of life is always under construction the journey is hard but once you reached the top the view is amazing.

• [after Blart gets kicked by a horse and slammed into a minivan] 

  Mindy : Are you okay?

  Paul Blart : No, but I've never been better.

• Maya Blart : Dad, you've got to understand I'm a big girl now.

  Paul Blart : Hey, first off, we're Blarts. We're all big - wide hips, thick ankles and low center of gravity - that's just how the good Lord made us. That's why we're no good at running hurdle, never will be.

• Paul Blart : I'm fiercely independent and not a big fan of being alone.

• Vincent Sofel : Oh, wow, you have your own superhero! What's with the cape?

  Paul Blart : Why are you wearing a cape, Khan?

  Khan Mubi : I came straight from a haircut.

• Vincent Sofel : That's a Van Goh you idiot!

  Paul Blart : Yeah well its van gone if you don't ramp down the hurtful words.

• Maya Blart : Well, think of it this way: you can visit me in California when it's really cold in Jersey.

  Paul Blart : Oh, of course I can if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!

  Maya Blart : You know what, I decided I'm going.

  Paul Blart : Wait a minute, you decided like you just decided, but you know what? Decision overruled - judge Blart now in session!

• Paul Blart : Holy crawfish!

• Paul Blart : We are trained to detect, deter, observe and report but one day six years ago a man did more than that, and I am that man! We are that man and so we say to you sir, footlocker!

• [Calls on the phone, yelling] 

  Paul Blart : GET ME SECURITY!