- Danny Noriega - Adore Delano: My name is Adore Delano, and I'm 23 years old, and I'm a fucking Libra. I don't fit in with society. I don't fit in with drag queens. For all the queens telling me that I'm not polished enough: I just want them to know that I'm polish remover, bitch.
- Benjamin Putnam - BenDeLaCreme: My name is BenDeLaCreme, and I'm 31 years old. BenDeLaCreme is effervescent and optimistic... I refer to her as terminally delightful. So positive she could cause death at any moment.
- Scott Ichikawa - Gia Gunn: My name is Tia Gunn. I'm 23 years old. Gia's a fishy girl. She's CCC: Crazy Cuckoo Cunt.
- Danny Noriega - Adore Delano: When I was 17, I appeared on American Idol. I made it to the top 13. I'm proud of it, but I looked like a lesbian Jonas brother.
- Michelle Visage - Judge: Is that bacon on your chest? What is it?
- RuPaul - Host: They're flower petals.
- Michelle Visage - Judge: I'm still getting bacon.
- Jay Jackson - Laganja Estranja: My name is Laganja Estranja. I'm 24 years old. Laganza is known for her wild and amazing dance ability. She's ghetto, but she's also classy and glamorous.
- Jason Carrión - April Carrión: My name is April Carrión. I'm 24 years old. Directly from Guaynabo, Puerto Rico. April is a cross between Björk and Coco Rocha. You know, something weird, but something glamorous.
- Kelly Mantle: I'm Kelly Mantle. I'm 37 years old. I am an actor. I've been on a bunch of television shows, but I promise I'm not going to run around reciting my IMDb page like some people we know from past seasons.
- Osmond Vacious - Vivacious: I'm Vivacious. I'm 40 years old. Vivacious is the last original club kid in New York City. My look is Leigh Bowery Abstract Entity. Vivacious is living art.
- RuPaul - Host: For the first time, we're not just having one premiere - we're having two. You are the first seven queens to arrive. This week, you'll be competing against each other and one of you will be going home. Next week it's part two, as seven new queens arrive. Because the only thing better than one big opening, is two big openings. This way, no one can get lost in the crowd.
- RuPaul - Host: We Interrupt this kiki to bring you a special bulletin. This season, the drag revolution will be televised, so don't adjust your sets, because this extravaganza is being broadcast in H.D.S. That's High Definition Shade. Mmm, hmm. We now return to our regularly scheduled competition, already in progress.
- RuPaul - Host: Covergirl, put the face in your walk. Head to two, let your whole body talk. And, what?
- RuPaul - Host: Adore Delano, tell me about this outfit.
- Danny Noriega - Adore Delano: Well, um... I had a vision, like, if I was an 80's mermaid, who go her prom done by, like, Heatherette when they first started, didn't have a sewing machine. Just learning how to make something out of something.
- RuPaul - Host: Next up, BenDeLaCreme
- Michelle Visage - Judge: Did you sew this?
- Benjamin Putnam - BenDeLaCreme: I didn't. This is all just, uh, hot glue and desperation from head to toe. I wanted the craftsmanship to go with the Golden Girls theme and look like it was made by old arthritic hands.
- Santino Rice - Judge: It's couture. It's a concept. It's stunning.
- RuPaul - Host: Gia Gunn. You're safe. Laganza Estranga. You're safe. April Carrion. You're safe. BenDeLaCreme. You were serving cheesecake, and left us gagging for more. Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge. You'll receive a custom jewel package from fierce drag jewelers. Kelly Mantle. You're runway look was a little Downton Shabby. I'm sorry, but you're up for elimination. Adore Delano. You're couture was a honey of a boo boo. vivacious. You're runway strut was pure vogue, but your outfit was vague. Vivacious... I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination. Adore, you are safe. You may join the other girls. Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip-synch, for your life. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- RuPaul - Host: Vivacious - shante, you stay.
- Osmond Vacious - Vivacious: Thank you, Ru.
- RuPaul - Host: [to Vivacious] You may join the other girls.
- RuPaul - Host: [to Kelly] Kelly mantle, I am so glad we had this time together. Now, sashay away.