Kung Fury (2015)
Andreas Cahling: Thor
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Quotes
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Katana : So, who are you?
Kung Fury : I'm a cop... from the future. I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I... I accidentally went back too far in time, and ended up in this place.
Katana : I know someone who might be able to help you.
[Katana gets up and shouts toward the lake]
Katana : Thor!
[the lake is surrounded with lightning before the giant god Thor appears]
Thor : Behold - it is me, Thor. Son of Odin and protector of mankind. Check out my pecs.
Kung Fury : Your pecs are epic.
Thor : Thanks, bro.
[Thor kisses his left bicep]
Katana : So... anyway, Thor, um, this is Kung Fury. He's a cop from the future.
Kung Fury : Yeah. I need to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill Hitler so, uh, if you can help me...
Thor : Stop!
[Points hammer toward Kung Fury and Katana]
Thor : Hammer time.
[Thor creates a time portal with his hammer]
Thor : Walk through this portal, and you will end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you, Kung Fury.
Kung Fury : Thanks, Thor.
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[Thor pounds his hammer on Hitler and his robot bird]
Triceracop : Oh my, not much left of him, is there?
Kung Fury : The important thing is that he's gone. Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. You're the best damn partner I've ever had.
Triceracop : I came back in time for you, Kung Fury, because, dammit, I love you.
[Kung Fury and Triceracop hug each other]
Tyrannosaurus : Teamwork is very important.
Thor : So, what happens now, Kung Fury?
Kung Fury : Well, I need to head back to the office. Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a lot of paperwork.
[Everyone laughs]