Kung Fury (2015)

Helene Ahlson: Katana

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• [Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes] 

  Kung Fury : [narration]  Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.

  [Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him] 

  Kung Fury : Who are you?

  Barbarianna : My name... is Barbarianna.

  Kung Fury : What year is this?

  Barbarianna : It's the Viking Age.

  Kung Fury : [narration]  That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time.

  Barbarianna : You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there.

  Kung Fury : Who's Katana?

  Katana : I'm Katana.

  [Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi] 

  Katana : I can give you a ride to Asgard.

  Kung Fury : A ride on what?

  [Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus] 

• Katana : So, who are you?

  Kung Fury : I'm a cop... from the future. I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I... I accidentally went back too far in time, and ended up in this place.

  Katana : I know someone who might be able to help you.

  [Katana gets up and shouts toward the lake] 

  Katana : Thor!

  [the lake is surrounded with lightning before the giant god Thor appears] 

  Thor : Behold - it is me, Thor. Son of Odin and protector of mankind. Check out my pecs.

  Kung Fury : Your pecs are epic.

  Thor : Thanks, bro.

  [Thor kisses his left bicep] 

  Katana : So... anyway, Thor, um, this is Kung Fury. He's a cop from the future.

  Kung Fury : Yeah. I need to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill Hitler so, uh, if you can help me...

  Thor : Stop!

  [Points hammer toward Kung Fury and Katana] 

  Thor : Hammer time.

  [Thor creates a time portal with his hammer] 

  Thor : Walk through this portal, and you will end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you, Kung Fury.

  Kung Fury : Thanks, Thor.