The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Locomotive Manipulation (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : What is your problem?
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's Valentine's Day. We're supposed to be having a romantic weekend.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh really? Because I remember you saying that trip was going to be something we could both enjoy. Did you really mean that or were you just trying to trick me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Fine, it's true. I deserve romance and I didn't know how else to make it happen.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, if you want romance, let's have romance. Oh, look, there's wine.
[Takes Amy's wine glass and drinks]
Sheldon Cooper : Grape juice that burns. Um, let's now gaze into each other's eyes.
[Looks at Amy's eyes]
Sheldon Cooper : You blinked, I win.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : What's next? Oh, kissing's romantic.
[Amy doesn't believe him, gets kissed and enjoys it. So does Sheldon]
Amy Farrah Fowler : That was nice.
Sheldon Cooper : Good. Um. The conductor said if I come back to the engine room he'd show me how to bring the train through a crossing.
Amy Farrah Fowler : OK, have fun.
Sheldon Cooper : Do you want to come with me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Really? I do.
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Sheldon Cooper : We've only been dating three years. If we share a room people might talk.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I propose we spend a weekend at a bed and breakfast in Napa valley.
Sheldon Cooper : I hate every word in that sentence, including "in", "at", "we" and "a".
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Item 28 your pet name for me. Time's running out on this. You need to make decision.
Sheldon Cooper : I submitted you a notarized list.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I sorry, but Golum and Flaky are not acceptable.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, you don't like Princess Corncob. You don't like Fester. You're just impossible to please.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Why do I even try?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm going to fix this right now.
Howard Wolowitz : OK. Just make it look light an accident.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Excuse me. You at a Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend. Now get back over there and be with her.
Sheldon Cooper : You're right. That was insensitive of me. I have to got back to my table now. You should join us.
Eric : All right.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Great. Now there's two of them.
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Sheldon Cooper : How many trains have you been on?
Eric : Tons. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. Now I just collect disability and ride trains.
Sheldon Cooper : Wow, your life's amazing.
Eric : Not always. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. Now I just collect disability and ride trains.
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Sheldon Cooper : In what world is a 4-4-6-4 a 4-10-4?
Howard Wolowitz : A world I don't want to live in. Seriously I no longer want to live in this world.
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Sheldon Cooper : I never want this day to ever end.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Feeling like it never will.
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Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me. I think you're being a little rude.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [furious] I'm being rude? You've been rude to me this entire evening.
Sheldon Cooper : How is that possible? I've hardly spoken to you since we got on the train.
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Eric : Here's my impression of the Amtrak Acela barreling down the eastern corridor. Wha wha wha wha shhhhh, wha wha wha wha shhhhh, wha wha wha wha shhhhh.
Sheldon Cooper : It's like there's a train in your mouth.
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Sheldon Cooper : What if my room has a claw-foot bathtub?
Amy Farrah Fowler : It doesn't. I know it makes you feel like you're bathing inside a monster.
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Sheldon Cooper : The conductor and I have the same pocket watch.
Eric : It was crazy.
Sheldon Cooper : Dare I say, loco?
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Sheldon Cooper : This is going to be the best Valentine's day ever.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm so glad you like it.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm prepared to say I love it, as soon as I confirm there are no hobos aboard.