- Fiona: You were supposed to be setting boundaries.
- Will: You completely dropped the ball on the 'birds and the bees' conversation.
- Fiona: Yeah, but I'm the mummy. I get to decide when to have the conversation about sex with my kid.
- Will: OK, well, I'm the neighbor. And when your son comes over at inconvenient times, asking inappropriate, awkward questions, I'm gonna answer, because I... because I'm attached to him, Fiona. He's a good little dude. I mean, he's weird, but he's a good... he's a good dude, and sometimes little dudes need big dudes' wisdom.
- Fiona: [stunned, she seems to think he's right] Well, just how graphic was it?
- Will: [he draws a deep breath, then almost whispers] Pretty graphic.