Coffee Shop (2014)

Jason Burkey: Kevin

Quotes 

• Kevin : Caffeinating the world is the public service, Max.

• Kevin : I want a medium, triple karma dream with the half-pumped coconut and a third of caramel.

  Max : Did he order a coffee or a wedding cake?

• Ben : Apparently, I was more fun to date when I had hit and I was winning Tony Awards.

  Kevin : Yes, sure. Aren't we all?

• Becky : Danielle Steele all-night movie marathon. Enough said.

  Donavan : More cheesy romance movies? You do know you have Kevin?

  Kevin : Yeah, babe. I am your cheesy romance.

  Becky : Yes, but you've never rescued me from the couple wagons floating down the rushing river.

  Kevin : Hmm, I was unaware those required of me.

• Kevin : Well, the problem is not when it happened, is that it happened at all.