- Rachel Goldberg: I'm sure you must think all this last-minute wedding stuff is incredibly crass
- Duchess Cromwell: Please. I was snorting blow off Mick Jagger's you-know two days before I married an impotent duke for his title.
- Rachel Goldberg: Well, if that's the case, I think you're going to love these girls.
- Quinn King: You know that all of that partying is going to kill you, right?
- Chet Wilton: What a way to go.