Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
One in 8,000 (2014)
Adam Scott: Ben Wyatt
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Quotes
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Dr. Lu Saperstein : There's your healthy baby!
Leslie Knope : Oh, wow!
Dr. Lu Saperstein : Oh, and there's another one!
Ben Wyatt : The baby has two bodies?
Leslie Knope : Twins. Ben, we're having twins!
Dr. Lu Saperstein : No, you're not, 'cause look who's hiding over here!
Leslie Knope : Triplets? Triplets?
Dr. Lu Saperstein : And here's a fourth! I'm so sorry, no, it's a little fleck of cream cheese in the screen. Just triplets. Wow, you guys really dodged a bullet! Can you imagine raising four children at one time?
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Ben Wyatt : [Ben and Leslie just found out they are having triplets] So, Doctor, um, what do we... Like, what do we do? Like, what do we do? How d... How... How... How do we... How... How... How... What do we do?
Dr. Lu Saperstein : The first thing you do is you forget everything I said before, because you, young lady, need a lot of rest and especially avoiding stress. Leslie, I need you to be Buddha on Quaaludes. And Ben, you are Matthew McConaughey in a hammock, on the beach.
Ben Wyatt : All right. All right. All right.
