2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Reality Problem (2014)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Raggedy Hipster : Oh good, you're still open.

  Caroline Channing : Yes we are what can i get you?

  Raggedy Hipster : Everything in the register.

  Caroline Channing : Oh my God, it's a hipster holdup.

  Raggedy Hipster : Hand it over, I have a gun.

  Max Black : Well I have a death wish so that's not gonna work. Look, pal, we work at this cupcake window from two to four, six nights a week and that is after eight hours of slinging hash at the diner next door for lousy minimum wage which a bunch of rich politicians out in help me out

  Caroline Channing : Washington.

  Max Black : What she said, don't want a raise. Then we walk home to our illegal one bedroom apartment, get three hours of NyQuil endued sleep before we have to get back up and share a bowl of Spanish language Cheerios.

  Caroline Channing : It's the same thing but the C wears a sombrero.

  Max Black : So no. I am not about to give you our hard earned money. And if you're gonna shoot me, better aim good cause if you miss I will climb over this counter, tear off your head and it'll be our new tip jar.

  Raggedy Hipster : Yeah, I just robbed Pizza Pizza. Here's the $20. Have a good night.

• [first lines] 

  Caroline Channing : That's it for tonight, time to count the tip jar. Hand condom.

  [Max takes out a white latex glove and Caroline puts it on her hand] 

  Max Black : I cant believe you. Using protection is so five years ago.

  Caroline Channing : This is Williamsburg. There's a good chance even the dollars have herpes.

  Max Black : Well if those singles have herpes, they should just lie about it until they get married like everybody else does.