Mom (TV Series)

Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries (2014)

Kevin Pollak: Alvin

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Quotes 

• Violet : Hey.

  Alvin : Hey. Your mom tells me you've got a prom coming up.

  Violet : Um-hmm.

  Alvin : That sounds like fun.

  Violet : Yep.

  Alvin : What's the theme?

  Violet : Broken condoms, broken dreams.

  Alvin : [Nodding]  Oh, okay. You've got a shot at being the Queen.

• Alvin : [after Bonnie smashes Christy's window]  Funny story, this is actually not the first time your mom has taken a baseball bat to a car window... the only difference is this time I wasn't in the driver's seat.