Mom (TV Series)

Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries (2014)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Photos 

Quotes 

• Christy : [after Bonnie refuses to take care of Alvin and storms out]  Oh my God, she's still in love with him!

  [to the doctor] 

  Christy : You have *no* idea, how *funny* this is!

  [follows Bonnie] 

• Bonnie : [Christy's car is blocking Bonnie's in and Violet's in labor]  Okay, what if we take my car, crash through the fence through the neighbor's yard and get onto Sycamore Street?

  Christy : That's a great idea except for their pool.

  Bonnie : They have a pool? Why don't we use it?

  Christy : BECAUSE IT'S NOT OUR POOL!

  Bonnie : I don't mean when they're home!

• Violet : [about prom]  I'm just gonna stay home.

  Christy : Okay, that's fine. We can order a pizza.

  Bonnie : Watch a movie and give each other manicures.

  Christy : Maybe play a board game. Then turn out the lights and tell ghost stories.

  Bonnie : 'We've traced the call, it's coming from inside the house!'

  [she and Christy gasp wide eyed] 

  Violet : Screw it, there's got to be a dress that'll work.

  Christy : Too bad, that actually sounded like fun.

  Bonnie : Yeah, it really does.

  Christy : What happened to us?

• Violet : Mom, I can't go to the prom because I can't stop farting.

  Christy : Oh... that's what that is. You know what, Violet? We can fix this.

  Bonnie : Hey, what'd you find out?

  Christy : We need perfume and Gas-X stat.

  Bonnie : On it.