- Bonnie: [Christy's car is blocking Bonnie's in and Violet's in labor] Okay, what if we take my car, crash through the fence through the neighbor's yard and get onto Sycamore Street?
- Christy: That's a great idea except for their pool.
- Bonnie: They have a pool? Why don't we use it?
- Christy: BECAUSE IT'S NOT OUR POOL!
- Bonnie: I don't mean when they're home!
- Bonnie: [on the phone with 911] Yeah, my ex is having a heart attack... or my prayers are being answered, depending on how fast you get here.
- Violet: [about prom] I'm just gonna stay home.
- Christy: Okay, that's fine. We can order a pizza.
- Bonnie: Watch a movie and give each other manicures.
- Christy: Maybe play a board game. Then turn out the lights and tell ghost stories.
- Bonnie: 'We've traced the call, it's coming from inside the house!'
- [she and Christy gasp wide eyed]
- Violet: Screw it, there's got to be a dress that'll work.
- Christy: Too bad, that actually sounded like fun.
- Bonnie: Yeah, it really does.
- Christy: What happened to us?
- Alvin: [after Bonnie smashes Christy's window] Funny story, this is actually not the first time your mom has taken a baseball bat to a car window... the only difference is this time I wasn't in the driver's seat.