Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

The Undead (2014)

Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky

Quotes 

• Joy Scroggs : *He* wants to be the little spoon?

  Melanie Moretti : Yes. Which makes me the big spoon!

  Victoria Chase : That's crazy!

  Melanie Moretti : I know!

  Elka Ostrovsky : No woman should be the jet pack.

  Victoria Chase : Well, was the sex worth it?

  Melanie Moretti : He did a couple of things; two that were good, one not so good. It's rare to find a man that's good at that, let's face it.

• Joy Scroggs : What do you think, Simon?

  Simon : I think you're confirming my worst fear that anything I do in bed will be analyzed and dissected by a pack of critical females.

  Joy Scroggs : *You* have nothing to worry about.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Yeah, we have no idea you're an uncut jewel.

• Victoria Chase : Now, I just have to stage my funeral.

  Elka Ostrovsky : I'll take care of that.

  Victoria Chase : Have you ever planned a funeral before?

  Elka Ostrovsky : I've been planning three of 'em since you moved in.

• Joy Scroggs : I can't imagine what it's going to be like living here without you.

  Victoria Chase : I know. I've been the sun that you three revolve around. But still, I know; it's hard to say good-bye.

  Elka Ostrovsky : You're making it easier.

• Elka Ostrovsky : [eulogy at funeral]  Victoria Chase may have been vain, bubble-headed, and crazy...

  Melanie Moretti : But?

  Melanie Moretti : There's no but.