Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Bad George Clooney (2014)

Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Elka Ostrovsky : Look at our baby; he's so depressed.

  Melanie Moretti : Maybe we should just take him back to the vet.

  Joy Scroggs : No, the vet said he was fine physically.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Well, maybe he's just sad because Joy looks like a bone he can't chew on.

  Victoria Chase : Or maybe because for every one of our years he ages seven. That would depress the hell out of me.

• Joy Scroggs : [about the dog]  Maybe there's something we can do to cheer him up. What do I do when I need cheering up?

  Elka Ostrovsky : He can't do that, Joy. He's been fixed.

• Dr. Deb : This is a very unusual family arrangement you have here; I mean, three grown sisters living with their mother.

  Elka Ostrovsky : [pointing at Joy]  Oh, she's not our mother.

• [last lines] 

  Joy Scroggs : Hey, if we didn't depress George, we didn't do anything wrong. We can go back to the way things were. Go on, I'll buy you a cup of coffee, you old biddy.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Coffee with a tart. Sounds good to me.