- Lois Griffin: What's wrong with you, Peter?
- Peter Griffin: Lois, i'm sorry.
- Lois Griffin: How the hell can you possibly been mistake another baby for Stewie?
- Peter Griffin: Now calm down, Lois. You gonna say something you don't mean.
- Lois Griffin: Oh, no I'm not! You're an idiot!
- Peter Griffin: You don't mean that.
- Stewie Griffin: I already got a Facebook friend request from the dad. Is that weird?
- Lois Griffin: Peter, I have put up with your nonsense for 20 years, but today you crossed the line. You left the helpless baby in the public park. And that's something only an idiot would do!
- Peter Griffin: I'm not an idiot.
- Peter Griffin: Alright if this is to be a smart family, we will have to learn not to giggle at smart things that sound dirty, but are not. Balzac
- Chris Griffin: [Chris, Meg, and Stewie] Giggle, Giggle, Giggle
- Peter Griffin: Homo Erectus
- Meg Griffin: [Chris, Meg, and Stewie] Giggle, Giggle, Giggle
- Peter Griffin: Spotted Dick.
- Stewie Griffin: [Chris, Meg, and Stewie] Giggle, Giggle, Giggle
- Peter Griffin: The results have been disappointing.
- [Leaves]
- Chris Griffin: I always thought spotted dick had something to do with Morgan Freeman.