Gary Walsh: I'm your calendar, I'm your Google, I'm your Wilson the volleyball!
Selina Meyer: No, you're not!
Gary Walsh: Yes, I am!
Selina Meyer: NO, YOU'RE NOT!
Gary Walsh: I have broken my body for you!
Selina Meyer: Oh, come on...
Gary Walsh: I've let myself be laughed at, I've let myself be humiliated, but I'm happy to do it! Most times, you don't even know that I exist, BUT I AM FUCKING EVERYTHING TO YOU!
Selina Meyer: Oh, I am *so* happy to find somebody *else* to get me my hand cream!
Gary Walsh: Okay, go!
Selina Meyer: Yeah!
Gary Walsh: Can you find somebody else who did what I did?
[long pause, Gary's face turns to horror as realizes what he just implied]
Selina Meyer: You mean on Labor Day?
Gary Walsh: I didn't say that.
Selina Meyer: Yeah, you did, you ju- you just said 'Labor Day'.
Gary Walsh: I said I would never mention that *ever*.