- Adam Freeman: Ah, Watch, I'm serious. I need your help.
- Watch Waverly: Am I gonna have to do your homework? Or does this end with me pulling my head out of the toilet? I thought you were supposed to be the nice one.
- Adam Freeman: I'd never do ANYTHING like that to you. Hey! We're friends!
- Watch Waverly: You and I... are friends?
- Adam Freeman: I don't want to hear anything you have to say.
- Madeline Templeton: I know, but before you walk out of here I just want to tell you about a patient of mine. He's bright, popular, talented, captain of the football team, running for student body president. To look at him, you think this young man has everything going for him, but two years ago, his mother left. She didn't die. There was no divorce, no custody battle. She just left... without a word. This left a wound in the boy, and so, to escape the pain of that wound, he created a fantasy world for himself.
- Adam Freeman: No.
- Madeline Templeton: In this world, the forces of darkness took his mother away, and he thinks if he tries really, really hard he can get her back.
- Adam Freeman: You're wrong.
- Madeline Templeton: Wanna talk about it?
- Madeline Templeton: Which is more likely - that you are a pivotal figure in some kind of epic war between good and evil, or that you are that smart, talented, popular young boy who has some issues to work out?
- [Adam holds the Raven's Eye]
- Madeline Templeton: That anchor ties you to your world of dreams. Adam, as long as you hold onto it, this real world, instead of being a place of love and acceptance, becomes a place where people betray you, where your father turns into some kind of a goblin, and your girlfriend's noodles turn into a plate of worms. Ask yourself this, Adam: "Is this the kind of world I want to live in?"
- Sally Wilcox: There's an old Arabic proverb: My enemy's enemy is my BFF.
- Watch Waverly: She's paraphrasing.