Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Shadows (2014)

Patton Oswalt: Billy Koenig

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• Phil Coulson : [imitating Brigadier General Talbot]  It's Private Tilden, isn't it?

  Private Tilden : Yes, sir.

  Phil Coulson : Well, I don't care I about this register or that. I want General Jones and his friends sent directly to the ordnance depot to meet me.

  Billy Koenig : Go bigger. Go bigger.

  Phil Coulson : ...Or I'll have you so deep in horse manure, son, you'll need a damn snorkel.

• Billy Koenig : So, the guy was bulletproof, huh? That's sweet.

• Billy Koenig : There's an inertial confinement laser barrier down there, Which is cool. Now this button turns it soundproof. This button makes it opaque.

  Skye : Just tell me there isn't an "off" button I can accidentally hit.

  Billy Koenig : You'll be safe. I promise.